Saturday, October 31, 2009

Oooh.. the moonbeams tonight are diving deep into your 3rd eye so u cant deny the clean stream of energy making love with your enemies but she's running on empty & mildly violently too but two cans of goo from the interplanetary zoo & swallow the blue pill with a couple dollar bills too to get your fill & spill a bottle of plenty synthetic genetics to teletranslate into a pragmatic emphatic avenging the eventual revenge of a handful of vengeful fence fool schemes of diabolical schematics so i'm aborting all abortions to avoid all the bullshit so I remain unentangled in an evangelical game of snakes & ladders from Adam to the present God dammit I present to you the gift of the Now so stand up & shake like a mad cow, awaken inside to find yourself alive just to realize that the journeys the prize, look into my real eyes I drift because, this shift could cause a rift that could ripple deep into forever through the inter-dimensional broadway & right there you remember the way of the intellectual broadsword landlord reaching deep into your hand leaving it mauled like you're on the cross nailed to the new North Pole, your recurring role here is eminent your eminence and as this relevant evidence suggests let me point you straight to the point of this benevolent dilemma, this free triple bypass affair.. I've noticed you're still here.. Listening to this in the cool night air we stare deep into each other's eyes just to ripple deep into forever through the poetic never never-land dreaming of forever, so we take to the skies to endeavor to revel in the jewel of dual existence never severed from the seven-headed tribe so never fear your epicness is here ripe & ready to tear the air clear of potential snares so bring back the high hat so we can get high on that & jack that J so we can get the jam on in this holy temple of contemporary life...

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Friday, October 02, 2009

The Body Rock Tour in development..


Things have been crazy, no word of a lie. In the last two months the drummer & lead guitarist. Damo & Dan quit PARKLANE & flew back to South Africa. It wasn't a pleasant experience & I obviously have my reservations about those two humans.. One thing is for certain, I'll miss Damo. Anyway, Ryan & I had to go somewhat underground & try recreate the band. After a long search & auditioning some not so awesome drummers, we eventually found the deadliest drummer this side of the Bermuda Triangle.. Graham Shaw. He was in a band called Spies previously, things had just come to a cul-de-sac for them so he was ripe & ready to step into the PARKLANE time-machine.. We have so far had about 5 rehearsals & one show which was in a little town called Bracebridge two weeks ago. We have not found a lead guitarist yet, aren't really looking too hard anyway as this 3-piece situation is actually quite rad. It's obviously a whole other ball game in the pyramid formation as opposed to the diamond.. but I'm down with the ancient Egyptians :)

Meanwhile, back at the Ranchero, our tour is developing into a 24 show extravaganza stretching from Ontario to Quebec.. I'm looking forward to it oh my goodness... We have been here over six months now & haven't been out of Ontario yet. This country is MASSIVE.